I feel like if you go to Death Valley, in July, when we’re having record-breaking temps all over the world, and you wear flip flops…look, I’m not saying anyone deserves to lose a foot just because they’re making stupid choices, but maybe like, a toe. Because man, that is wildly stupid.

Don’t Stop Me Now. It’s a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.

What’s your address? I just wanna talk…

But literally because my decrepit ass did 4 squats 2 days ago and my thighs still hurt, so it’s not like I could fight anyone.

No shit. The filmmakers were really like, “let’s give all these kids a bunch of trauma. Nothing like the sobbing of the under 10 crowd to pump us up!”

Wait, Macaulay Culkin is older than me? I somehow feel young. I thought I was older than I must’ve been when My Girl came out. Awesome!

Cheap? You think this color is cheap?? I spend so much money on my hair, it’s outrageous, and then I wash it in cold water year round to maintain it. I’m suffering for this look, my friend.

Every Christian influencer who got married at 20 and is now trying to convince everyone to buy their PDF “book”.

Do you think we never got to stop working for a second? Yeah, retail is notorious for the whole “time to lean, time to clean” thing, but we actually did get to chill out if we were caught up. But we were almost never caught up because some people are jerks who leave their carts all over the lot.

As someone who had that job as a teenager, saying it’s better than other tasks is not a high bar. Yeah sure, it sucks less than cleaning the bathrooms or dealing with particularly shitty customers, but that doesn’t mean I was pumped to have to walk the whole fuckin lot to gather all the loose carts that lazy assholes couldn’t be bothered to put back. Gee thanks for the extra work for the lowest paid person at the store, how generous.

I don’t buy it. He talks about it himself nonstop. I’m pretty sure people just ignore it because they don’t care and they’re voting for him either way

I keep memberships to the zoo and the nature & science museum active because I like going to both with friends. Good way to get some exercise and do something different. That said, I didn’t start doing that until I was about 30 and was a few years removed from the bar scene, so I guess it depends on your age and your friend group.

The other reply was talking about people getting gender confirmation surgery in Thailand.

Lots of pedophiles go to rape kids. It’s not the thing about transitioning. Although I think the OP was more referring to the general idea of sex tourism, not so much the specifics with Thailand.

This is all so confusing to me because Taylor Swift is so much more famous than Travis Kelce that there’s literally no reason they’d need to go through all the trouble of rigging (likely multiple) games for her to do anything. She could just do it at any time. It’s such a dumb theory because there’s not even one plausible thread.

It sounds like the end result would be similar to a French soda, which is delicious. I don’t love the flavor of 7up, so that wouldn’t be my first choice, but dairy and soda aren’t a new combination.

That’s too many leches. The leche to cake ratio would be all wrong. I could maybe be convinced to do tres y medio, cuatro leches at the most, but no more.

That kind of sounds like when people say that anyone on welfare could be doing better but chooses not to so they can keep their benefits. Of course there will always be people right on the cusp who determine that the little extra money they’d make by working more hours or trying to get a slightly better job won’t make up for what they’d lose (either in benefits or in savings from a lower student loan payment), but anyone who can afford to do significantly better generally tries to do that for a lot of reasons.

Not very effective when they can just garnish your wages, your taxes, and your social security. I’m fully on the side that believes student loans desperately need reform, and Biden’s forgiveness plan getting shot down has definitely negatively impacted my life, but I’m not dealing with ruined credit and the stress that not paying causes when I know they’ll find a way to get their money unless I basically throw away my career to work cash jobs. That would impact my life way worse in the long run.

Oh that explains why it makes me so uncomfortable when my coworker uses customer names over and over. She comes from a sales-oriented industry and she’s using the same techniques even though that’s not at all the kind of job she has now. I really hate people trying to sell me stuff, so apparently I’ve been feeling annoyed on other people’s behalf.

Wish you could get our IT to make ours good fakes instead of coming from “whatever@cityname.securitytrainingcompany.blog.com” or some shit. It feels like they’re not even trying. Although I do work with one of the single dumbest people I’ve ever met, so maybe that’s to give her the teeeeniest chance at identifying it.