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Sheets of nothing but black ink.

tf?! We gonna need supercomputers to play games now ffs such bullshit

What is this, dwarves for giants? Those fuckers are at least 5m tall, goddamn.

Then line up the freshly sharpened guillotines and line up the traitorous degenerate Republicans right behind ‘em. They’re free to bring their bibles with ‘em.

Helpful PSA: “Fuck Ron DeSantis!” is the short form of “Fuck Ron DeSantis up his ass with shit-covered rusty barbed wire while widening his throat with a choke pear!”

Fuck Ronnie D as hard as you want, just don’t actually copulate with the human-formed disease factory.

Had to stop snorting holopeve, shit destroyed my sinuses goddamn worth it tho, for sure now I mainline that shit fuck yeah

Guy on the right

*physicists about to get massive radiation poisoning from a sphere of plutonium after a cowboy slips his tip.

FTFY

Thanks for pointing that out. That said, I sure wouldn’t mind being among the dinosaurs within the immediate blast radius of the impact point. Like sitting on top of a detonating thermonuclear device.

Put it back into its CD drive, the one on the table that you took apart for no reason at all, and it’ll work a treat, I promise.

It’s a soulsbourne game, that’s its whole point.

I’ll let it slide ( ≖_≖) …this time.

on tha rizzeals homeslice

Fuck that, my pain is your pain. You either get your ass up and scream along with me voluntarily, or I’m dropping you feet first onto the nastiest Lego brick deployment the Eldritch Horrors can think up. Your call.

And despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.

The way mooncake is staring at Butter’s ass, the only thing they’re judging is how best to hit that shit.

“Kinda fucked”?! How to tell me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching without telling me you know absolutely nothing of the illustrious and ancient history of honkwiching.

Be for real.

Give me a minute, sorry, I’m gathering all the aspersions I have to cast at you. Shouldn’t be much longer, thanks.

Typical chickenshit rightist maneuver.

Why, that’s min none other than Mr. Gutsy! 🤖 Our worthless hides are his!