God.

Damnit.

He’s pretty anti-NATO in general, ostensibly because the US pays more for it than Europe (and you know Trump loves to bitch about how unfair Europe is to the US).

Hugh Mann. Now that’s a name I can trust!

I’ll never forget the day Garfield got his breasts.

Gotta get 'em used to the police state young.

(V) ;,; (V)

Perfect, exactly what I was talking about! Thank you! I’m guessing me misremembering her as a news anchor is what threw off my searches haha

Well it’s not very typical, I want to make that perfect clear.

Reminds me of a story I heard about a new anchor or somesuch being sexually harassed by viewers, always making comments about her looks and her boobs.

So in response, she posted a closeup of a pendant she was wearing which showed off her cleavage. As expected, a ton of assholes started posting how hot her boobs were and how they were jacking off to them.

Then, she posted the same image, uncropped, to reveal the pendant was actually being draped above her co-host’s hairy asscrack.

Wish I could find the original or I’d link it.

Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.

Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.

Yeah, it took me a while to catch up to where the anime is (haven’t read the manga yet) but, like, I enjoy the show, so it’s not exactly a chore. I feel like a lot of people see long shows and books/comics as something they need to “get through,” like it only counts as enjoying something if you’ve consumed the work in its entirety. The only thought I had when I was so early in the series was “sweet, I still have so much One Piece I can watch.”

But how many half jumps does it take to clear?

Hey cool, another reason to continue never using Facebook.

I-- is that notebook paper?

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, and came out clean on the other side

Better than the fork, but not without risk. Gotta crack it just right so the water drains but you don’t lose any pasta, while applying pressure to keep the lid on. One slip and you’ve got a sink full of noodles.

I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

Next you’ll tell me Hercules wasn’t a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.

Believe it or not, Chernobyl also continued to operate after the accident. The last unit was finally shut down in 2000, 14 years after the disaster.

This genuinely feels like a bit from Look Around You