At first I thought this was a light hearted shit post but god you talk like a Jehovah’s witness

It’s over Isaac. I have the Nobel Peace prize.

Cage against the bees

Meanwhile me chugging bottles of pure vanilla extract

I don’t get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker’s chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.

Personally I agree. Personally one of the biggest factors that makes me want to get into a relationship in the first place is more or less to make a kid. Sure adoptions are a thing but like I just don’t see myself getting turned on by sex with someone who doesn’t have a vagina. The most I can see her doing for me is a hand job. Shallow yea but that’s just kinda biology. I can’t see anyone making me enjoy a trans woman anymore than you can make a gay dude enjoy a cis woman. And all that’s not even mentioning I live in a place where parents still pressure their children to make grandkids.

Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

My party does not care for me at all.

I’m an assassin not a crazed elf.

What’s the difference. Well ones a job and the other is a mental sickness.

Gibliy put frodo on the communication spell.

It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

Eye I have two really nice cars and I only ever take them out on tracks or going around the county side. Otherwise I to am taking the bike everywhere. Even if it means going through a hard ass mountain range. I honestly get it. Cars are expensive and if the only place you get to drive it on are highways and cities yea cars are pretty boring and frustrating. You really need a good mountain range or track to appreciate cars, and sadly those are becoming rarer and rarer for people and especially young folks. So thanks car sentric infrastructure for making cars boring and infuriating.

Didn’t even know there were other ways other than the finger pistol and right hand rule. Are they all even remotely even possible?

Any chance the test instructed you to urinate on it

It’s a clown gun. It has thousands of clown bullets inside and are commonly used in action movies due to how the bullets are many and non-lethal however they edit out the honking.

Oh don’t worry he has a collage education and trying to pay off his debt

I like to imagine someone saying the top part out right before they start a round of a game then immediately transition to the bottom.

If I recall correctly isuku midoria had a six pack before he got his powers and he was considered weak at that point

This baffles me. Like we blame social media but like don’t you have to read the UI comments and titles. Especially when you are using a phone in general. Like init being illiterate kinda like having your phone set to a language you don’t understand.

The ridiculous thing is that if I recall correctly this game isn’t using Nintendo IP. It’s just trying to run on outdated Nintendo hardware. Come to think of it is Nintendo trying to copyright low poly art styles.

Imagine a goth Disney princess… A classic Disney princess.