Mate, I’m not here to fuck spiders!

The bin chicken, obviously! :)

Farken tell em quok!!!

Bundaberg ginger beer! It’s the only answer

Ah right right, haha that’s cool!

We do no indeed! What do you guys call tomato sauce?

We take our tomato sauce seriously here!

Huehuehue

Lemons as a service?

Fish and chips without at least one decent lemon wedge should be illegal

Nice hiss

On desktop all good, just looked on jerboa and I can’t seem them at all either!

Dropped a few of these along the way I think!!

Small???

Haha that’s very acceptable, and the sophisticated choice of hat IMHO

Are you even an Aussie if you don’t own at least one Bunnings hat!

Get out of bed to brush? Why not just brush before you even get to bed?

I don’t think I’ll like it, but I really want to try this combo now! How did you come across this?

Clearly Gerald is name for your other dog!

I dunno that last one could both be green flags!