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Kermit the frog’s stunt double.

It’s so embarrassing when the parents stop by your work.

They don’t even have to do that. They can just do what my local politicians do and schedule it at the end of the meeting, limit testimony to 4 or so people, ignore that there’s hundreds of others that came to speak and 90% registered as opposed and then hastily vote and adjourn.

No, they were just drawing it out for the Odysseus Cinematic Universe.

For me post HRT, more of my arousal was mental and required more sensual touches, foreplay and buildup. With direct genital or anal contact, I’d usually get tired or sore before I would orgasm. I’ve also found that there’s a lot more depth to a full body orgasm, and that it can, but doesn’t have to involve me cumming in the traditional sense.

What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?

Damn, Juicy Fruit gum killed Batman’s parents? And he’s been blaming The Joker all this time!

They never actually did pride logos this year.

Or the doctor won’t prescribe the one you know works unless you try 2-3 that gave you a psychotic break last time because “It works for most people”.

Misunderstood the assignment, the client asked for a heatmap, not a meatmap.

That’s because if you don’t rewind far enough back, the next person won’t see the unskippable FBI warning and will be immune from the FBI’s effects for the duration of the film.

Epstein’s estate? There should be no fucking estate, burn that shit to the ground and salt the earth so nothing grows again.

Even more obvious solution: Let people use the bathroom.

Did we find Saddam’s hiding place?

It’s only a meme if it comes from the meme region of the internet. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling silliness.