Oh my god, it’s dumb enough to work.

This. I came in here to say this.

Also, the route back to the source host doesn’t have to be same as the route out.

In AWS S3, they’re objects, not files. But you upload files to objects. And can download an object to a file. But they’re not files. Trust me bro.

I knew I’d find this meme here.

Yes. Modern software is extremely bloated. But the Apollo computers were operated by people with masters degrees or PhDs. And they trained to use them for over a year. Good luck trying to get the average person to use anything that runs on kilobytes of RAM.

I use this phrase at work “I can guarantee anything you want”

LOL even here it gets me . I tried slash quote, slash slash slash quote, finally slash slash quote worked.

I had to do this yesterday. First I tried ". Then \", finally \" worked. Which doesn’t make sense. But I’m not looking for answers, I’ve got more Jira tickets this sprint.