Haven’t heard the phrase, “two birds, one feeder,” but I am partial to “feeding two birds with one scone.”

People already struggle with ‘led’ being the past tense of “lead”. It seems like quite a few people extend the “read/read” rule to “lead”.

In other words, I don’t know if that would actually solve anything 😅

🎶I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday🎶

Yeah I’m still hung up on that even though I shouldn’t be. That is so far fetched while the other ideas are much more realistic but much scarier. It feels like a distraction.

Ouch. But upon self reflection, I really am the loser for continuing to feed a lazy mooch each and every day.

I usually say, “Living the dream, and it’s a nightmare”

Refined. Nuanced.

You’re very right, so you won’t get bit. She is thoughtful like that 😻

She won’t let you regift her. If you get near to the bag, she’ll bite 🧛‍♀️

Autopsy of Jane Doe was very memorable.

He would probably like his ears back