At least it’s named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth
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bampop@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers toldEnglish4·2 days agoBut Dame Wontsomeonethinkof-de-Children saw a government report which says 65% of children under 5 have seen explicit videos of kittens being raped to death using power tools! Surely this constitutes an emergency which requires us to abandon online anonymity
You need a more aerodynamic cover for the bed, then you’ve invented the hatchback
Resistance is pointless. It’s your dream, might as well just go with it.
bampop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Reportedly Offering Putin Natural Resources Off Alaska Sparks Fury39·14 days agoSo he was Putin’s bitch all along! Who could have guessed it?
Anyway…
Release the Trump/Epstein files
That’s at least 3
bampop@lemmy.worldto Patient Gamers@sh.itjust.works•Mass Effect 1 is still my favourite sci-fi game of all time2·16 days agoThere was nothing like it at the time. Not even close. It was the most immersive game you could get
It looks like they are about to tear each others clothes off in a glorious 10 minute single take. You think she’s got 5 shirts on? Those are just the ones you can see now!
bampop@lemmy.worldto New Communities@lemmy.world•Mild Curses - A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.English3·22 days agoWhen shopping for clothes or shoes, you will find items in your size, and items in your preferred color/style. But never both at the same time.
We’re not excluding that, it’s between the left testicle and the potato
Type G beats Schuko because if you put a Schuko adaptor on a UK plug, it will wreck Schuko sockets. That’s what you get for leaving your earth connectors hanging out. They are no match for the mighty type G earth pin
Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way
bampop@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•BREAKING: Trump Exempts Phones, Computers and More From TariffsEnglish0·5 months agoThe funny thing is that it’s supposed to stimulate US manufacturing. Like companies are going to invest years of time and billions of dollars building factories and moving production to the US, because of a tariff system that changes every 2 days.
Maybe it knows but doesn’t care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?