I’ve got a cat (indoor only) who’s normally a lovely little guy who love pets and cuddles. The occasions he slips outside he becomes a rage monster and it often involves getting mauled to catch him and get him back inside.

Being outside their normal space can make cats anxious, anxiety makes affection unwanted. She’s concerned her idiot humans will get hurt/lost and she’s being vigilant for threats.

Heat is infrared. Light. Vacuum doesn’t have much effect.

Also many bulbs are filled with inert gases rather than being vacuums.

Type.

Swipe is weird and I don’t like it.

I kinda like doing dishes. Though I do tend to leave them dirty for a bit.

Laundry is my fucking boulder. Especially folding. Fuck laundry. Where is my folding robot?

I’m 100% for intentionally spreading this misinformation.

ACAB.

This is a meme shitpost community.

And this specific post is intentional misinformation/satire of cop bootlickers because fuck cops and fuck the people who fly this flag.

Skill issue.

You do know the OP was a joke right? So was my comment.

I do actually want to get a baby sling to see if my cats would like it.

Lol serious advice on a cat shitpost is not what I was expecting.

YTA.

Why are you trying to make your wife fat? You suck.

She’s already trained to scream for UPPIES, scream for treats and scream for play time.