When God sends you a message about the “god given right to carry arms”.

Edit: typo

Happening soon.™ Our project has already reached the CGI rendering phase.

“Ответственный взрослый говорит «нет» проприетарным операционным системам.”

Original text.

Drive the speed limit at all times.

Else you’ll get a very hands-on introduction to the concepts of centrifugal force and static friction.

Seeing someone censor themselves like that makes me want to unalive them by stabby-stab.

You guys should really read the Russian version of 1984. The translators incorporated a lot of Soviet lingo into it. Which just is the icing on the cake.

What do computers and air conditioning have in common? Both stop working when you open windows.

“Expat” is my favourite dog whistle. Because “migrant” is only used for brown people, or other undesirable minorities for racists.

Okay, I just want to say I blame schools for Microsoft’s monopoly on personal computing. School sysadmins are always dazzled by the shiny looking gifts that Microsoft gives them, ensuring the next generation of Microsoft useds is ready.

Who could have thought, that separating yourself from one of the top three economic blocks on the planet, would have negative consequences?

I’m not a firefighter, so I’m not an expert. But I think extinguishing the sun would be too expensive for the taxpayer.

Maybe we should deport it to Alpha Centauri instead.

I uploaded this using Voyager. I wonder what’s happening because sometimes I can’t open other people’s videos as well. But in my client, everything works.

Holy shit.

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Genuine question as a European, is this real?

“What do you think about taking a shower?”

/s

Better jump the train to the EU. We don’t have a dictatorship, we only have a neighbour who tries to invade.

Service guarantees full citizenship!

;)

I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand that?

You know, every time I see something like this, I wonder how many government endpoints are Windows-based. This sends a shiver down my spine.

Doesn’t work that way. We should stop attacking each other and start attacking the people actually responsible for this nonsense. Apple both was the first for gluing the phone together and removing the headphone port. Every other device manufacturer follows suit such that people cannot choose. Samsung was publicly mocking Apple for locking the bootloader and guess what? Which Samsung phone can now freely install any operating system? That’s right, none of the more modern ones.

Only the new battery initiative from the EU which forces manufacturers to make batteries normally replaceable again, will change that in 2027. Short version is, if there isn’t any sort of bigger power forcing them to do something, they will refuse to, as long as screwing you makes more money. And in most cases, it does.

My life is ruined. :(