That’s what the circumcision did, and why it’s not as sensitive

Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester

Yours? Get this propertarian language out of here. We can share the one I use.

If Kim can believe in Harry, he can believe in me. If Kim believes in me, I can do it.

The real racism is the friends we make along the way

Looks more like a racist caricature tbh

Thank you for your service Duck Chad 🫡

The cat, specifically

They form a bond. A glycosydic bond

Aww the sucrose molecule looks like a pentagon and a hexagon holding hands

My god, this story just keeps getting better

Was the guy’s name Johnny and did he win a fiddle battle against the devil

The only reason there wasn’t a coup in Japan like a lot of other south/east asian countries is that after the aftermath of WW2 there was no need of one

You really shouldn’t. IQ is mostly bullshit, the only thing it measures accurately is how well you do in an IQ test.

Frame perfect trolley skip

I broke my cousin’s when we were kids, coincidentally on a bicycle accident, and it took like six months to heal back.

I had to get my head stiched up, so I think we’re even.

I appreciate a good SI prefix usage.

Ah, the good ol “spreading of democracy” in an oil rich country. A true classic.

Remember when this thing was made to deny climate change?