The moon is a lie.

Today, while I had the green light, had another car blatantly run a red light and almost hit me. I turned left to catch up with him, pounded on his window and told him he was a jackass. When he rolled his window down I recognized him as a state assembly member. Hoping he doesn’t recognize me when he eventually calls the HR office because he’s at the dentists office and doesn’t have his insurance card because he’s a fucking spoiled man-child.

I’ve already found what I needed while sailing on my ship. Sony can get fucked.

Fuck that. My tax dollars will not be funding corporate bail outs.

Fuck yeah!

Thanks for the comment about masked cards. I didn’t even know this was a thing.

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That’s what crop dusting is for. Aim your ass into the little crack between the seat and window and let it rip. Stand up and eat a candy bar in their face. Bring your portable nintendos and steam deck and play that shit where they can see while they are back in their seat playing with a stuffed animal. Play with the seat, up down. Wait until they have a drink to fuck with the seat and try to spill it on them. Emotional torture goes both ways. Stay petty, friends.

😂 It’s less funny that people fall for this shit. Sadly, I almost once fell for a phone scam from indian scammers pretending to be from my bank to try and get my bank card numbers. Luckily I realized it once he was asking for card numbers. I work for a government entity and am getting constant phishing attempts

I’d wish for the ability to teleport anywhere I have already been. (I figure with quantum entanglement, the genie could grant this, our scientific knowledge isn’t there yet.) I’d wish that at the end of each day my checking account fill back up to a balance of $5000. I’d wish for a refrigerator that appeared whatever food I wanted to eat.

LOL

So sassy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EhvVtlz_5g

😆 🤣 💀 Congratulations. You made me laugh so hard that I died.

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makes it sound more like a love song

🤣 She probably does wanna fart on her young

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Your cat is giving a look like, “You about to catch these paws.” What cute little toe beans.