That’s not a very efficient way to clean a hammer
TrenchcoatFullOfBats
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Cake day: September 1st, 2023
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3·2 years agoClearly Todd Hernández has been watching a group of children at a slumber party, and the first thing he says when they wake is “Oh good, you’re despierto,” followed by the words above.
32·2 years agoThe “escape hatch” is to stop being insufferable pricks
For federal work, it’s all about the duty station. For telework, the duty station is a federal building.
For remote work, the duty station is your home.
No, send the other OceanGate submarine. Only the best for House Republicans!
4·2 years agoHP HQ to Printer: DRINK A VERIFICATION CARTRIDGE
5·2 years agoI prefer to purchase mine from HILETGO-GLARKSRIB on Amazon.
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss
2·2 years agoData’s Sad Haiku
Fully functional
“I’ll get the handcuffs, Data”
Damn you Tar Monster
Oh, hi. So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.
Pills. Vicodin. Lots.
1·2 years agoSounds like it’s from The Hunt for Red October
Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
That hair would look amazing streaming behind him like blonde blood mist in zero g after disabling the gravity plating
4·2 years agoPLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN
Could I see the hat wobble?
Wrong cartoon. Matt Gaetz is this guy:
11·2 years agoMy Cherry Blues: I’M DOING MY PART
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard."