“Ms. Loomer, there’s no question…”

“I know; thats what Im saying. Theres no question, hes gay af”

I, for one, would encourage anyone who believes that kind of drivel to drink as much whiskey as is possible. The sooner they check out the better

Not all places have this law, although it probably should be a law everywhere. That said, most businesses are able to skirt it fairly easily by giving away tiny cups of water. Some buy tiny cups just for this purpose and nothing else

In the 1980s one could actually afford a degree off of washing dishes on the side or working 3 months in the summer

When youre a “star” they let you do it

Simply a Traitor; Asset of Russia

Those sandals theyre finding are literally like size US 13. By that logic I guess I am a mythological giant

All major cities are blue cities. The most dangerous cities are in red states because red state governments dont let blue cities run their cities without interference and beat them up to score political points. They want their cities to remain dangerous because harping on the cities for being dangerous is 85% of their political appeal to rural hicks

St Louis voted to legalize weed, for a $15/hr minimum wage and plenty of other things that would have drastically improved life for residents and reduced crime over a decade ago now. The state government took it away every time. More recently, the state government took control of the police department away from the city. All of this shit makes the city worse off, even though it has been steadily improving for the last decade in spite of the fuckery

Home rule should be a federal policy for all cities over a certain size

If you thought the economy was bad before, just wait for the “cooking the books” era. No sane investors will be keeping their money in a banana republic economy with numbers based on vibes

The only 21 year old ever to get sold oregano by a 15 year old

On the one hand this is great wisdom, but on the other I wont be bringing you around an ostrich farm

Also, theyve outlived most every president to exist alongside them. Theyll certainly outlive this one

The quantum bubble, its unknown whether it exists or not until you measure it

A massive and unpredictable smack of jellyfish

Ftfy

Sounds par for the course in the worst state in the US

You mean Canada? Or Australia? Countries where they are as big of a landmass but people dont actually live in remotely close to the entire thing? 95% of people in Canada live in a 100 mile stretch of the southern part of it. Australia is the same way with the coasts versus the interior… its not remotely comparable even if they are the same size on a technical basis

The only thing I can think of that would make sense is if this is basically a step below kicking everyone out of the entire area, and it is only used because its less restrictive than forced evacuation.

Here in the western US there are three stages of fire restrictions, and the 3rd stage means everyone who doesn’t live in, or own property in, the area isnt allowed to be there anymore. Stage 2 is like no smoking anywhere except indoors, in vehicles, or in a cleared area. No using combustion powered equipment outside, like weedwhackers, chainsaws, etc. No campfires even in a campfire ring. Stuff like that

Makes about as much sense as banning fishing. Fishing is notoriously a fire causing activity obviously. Its not like theres water anywhere around when you fish

“Youngins” dont understand that when Spotify came on the scene people had already stopped playing music on CDs and MP3s largely. It was when the ipod and iphones already existed and people were getting ripped off by apple for $1.29 per song that they wanted to listen to.

I vividly remember at the time trying to tell people to try Spotify instead of paying for literally every song they wanted to listen to, and people were skeeved by it because it sounded too good to be true

The woman who needlessly shot a dog instead of giving it away needs to chill out? Go figure…

I caught this interview live last night and it was truly disturbing. The host asked the guy “well what if your wife disagrees with you?” And his response was “well that opens up a great opportunity for discussion”.

So basically he was just too much of a loser to openly say his wifes opinion shouldnt matter because he would make the final decision anyways.

Also, if women arent married do they not get to vote then? Is this just another excuse to push women to marry incel losers and nutjobs that believe this type of bullshit? Its ironic how all these “mens rights” type of losers are the most pathetic excuses for men ever to walk the earth. Nothing could be less manly to me than hearing a guy say he has to have 100% control over a woman in order to not be an insecure little bitch