Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn’t stop to think if they should chicken.
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People are so quick to judge the murder trolley system, but they don’t even understand it. They want to take away the rights of murder trolley conductors just because they have no idea what it’s like. They just hear that people die and hop on the anti-murder-trolley-bandwaggon. Sure, a few people die but it’s not that many and some of them might be bad people. There’s two sides to every story. Coming from a loving murder-trolley-conductor family I can assure you, NOT conducting the murder-trolley is the immoral thing to do. Just look at the impact on overpopulation and the decline in overall old-age disease in murder-trolley countries. I bet most people haven’t even tried it and just want to judge.
TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?24·2 years agoSingle moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.
SACRILEGIOUS!
Vampire Weekend were known as the pioneers of One Direction knock-offs, being largely successful with their approach of making music completely different than the famous boygroup even years before their start in music.
The closest is Arkansas which starts with an “A”. Which is pronounced similar to an “A”.
TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read.English1·2 years agodeleted by creator
Na den, der ihn am Auge verletzt hat.
It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.
I’m almost done eating breakfast you’ve already made me hungry again.
I guess it depends, I see a lot of places with escalators and regular stairs were people usually go up on the escalator but use whichever one is closer or has fewer people on it to go down just out of laziness/comfort.
An escalator lifts more people up than it lets down. Stop letting people walk all over you. Keep moving forward.
“Great job team! We’ve increased our profits more than ever before! Now we need your help more than ever to increase profits even further. Unfortunately we cannot afford to pay our employees more, because of the great investmemts we need to make to keep increasing our profits!”
Schwache Generation. In deinem Alter war man früher längst ein erfolgreicher und selbständiger Rassist.
TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment saysEnglish71·2 years agoHave a nice day
TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•He’s bound to get it eventually2·2 years agoHappens to the best of us. They need to reinvent pants so this doesn’t happen as easily.
Well, the Voyager app shows a comment score and a post score, I like to have just that. The karma system was flawed because the accounts with the most karma where mostly repost bots. Karma restrictions didn’t do anything because of that.
TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There is no way you can effectively communicate to a dog hoe you felt three days ago.English6·2 years agoI don’t have a dog hoe and I don’t know why I would want to communicate that I felt three days ago. As a human I feel constantly and I think any dog hoe would know that, because they have feelings too.
Erinnert mich daran als auf die Frage hin, ob ein Produkt aus natürlichen Rohstoffen gemacht sei, die Antwort kam, es bestünde aus natürlichen Stoffen, welche jedoch synthetisch und chemisch verarbeitet wurden…