Gonna

Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!

Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.

No. Too high on the scale.

I dated a redheaded preacher’s daughter once

Start spreading buttcheeks

10 on the bottom

11 on top

America:

This is the opposite of celebrated, but the Uranverein program could have resulted in a German atomic bomb during WW2. Fortunately it didn’t work out.

Magma ropes

I tried taking Benadryl before eating some stuff once. It worked at first but then I had a reaction after. Fortunately it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. I just felt like I got run over by a truck.

I’m allergic to dairy and wheat, so if I want pizza I have to get this stuff:

https://clocloveganfoods.com/

It’s not… horrible… I guess. It scratches the itch. But damn, I miss good pizza.

Constitution is when you have to eat the fruit salad and there’s tomatoes in it.

“I don’t want a bunch of fancy, wonderful things. I just want you.” Wow thanks Mariah.

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a whole keg?

Definitely, but I also don’t care for the flavor any more. It just tastes weird.

Now butter on the other hand… holy shit. You just can’t replace that flavor. It’s amazing.

Several years ago I became allergic to milk (like actually allergic, not lactose intolerant). I’m doing oral immunotherapy treatments for it now, so I have to drink 20mL of it a day. I used to love milk before I became allergic to it. Now I can’t stand it. I’m not sure how I enjoyed it so much.

What about other peoples’ farts?

Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.

This extension is great! Thank you.

Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.