Ignore the oversensitive twats.

Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

What’s this magic item that gives sex?

That sounds pretty sweet.

My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.

Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.

Brother, you can buy a full set of hex heads designed for use in your power tools.

And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.

I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

Wow, not only are you unoriginal, you’re also slow.

I aM vErY SmArT.