What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

Are you still friend zoned?

Sideways obviously.

What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?

Still missing key information.

Is his house his whole property?

But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.

That’s missing key information.

Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.

Isn’t that the preacher zone?

What kind of cheese?

If my grandma had wheels she’d be the fastest prostitute in her nursing home.

It’s missing the ham and peas that a true carbonara should have.

Person of New York.

There’s nothing gay about banging dudes.

If you read their comment you can see they did.

This is just dumb in every way.

The safe ways of doing this are a bit slower but worth it.

Hey I just saved that playlist because it’s actually full of bangers.

I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.

I wouldn’t want to waste a bottle this nice.