“Schlorp” is a very fitting word here

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Be careful Joe! He’s about to steal your pen!

Also Jesus

For environmental reasons, we won’t add the buns for take away orders, because everyone has already so much bread at home

Fusion reactor SLAMS surprised scientists with it’s INCREDIBLE output

Give me your wallet! Can’t refuse, I have a legitimate interest

Yes, Like Mabinogi

Virgin mammal dorks vs Chad Aves connoisseurs

Elongated Elizabeth

The snugglepress

Looks Like Greenland

Shallots and leeks are nice! Welcome to the Allium family:)

Raw and cooked? Maybe try it minced, cooked extremely soft and mixed into a sauce so there are no visible pieces?

Women Man …

Anime fire? Is the the official abbreviation for animation studio fire?

It’s called the “meet me at McDonald’s” haircut. No joke

In Macau, they have little trash garages which are flooded with UV at night

Depending on humidity, it might just shrivel up

Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem