True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

yet

Unfortunately, both my parents are like that too. I went no contact for that reason, actually.

This makes me sad tbh. I’m 21, and get flashbacks of my dad yelling at me, especially when someone yells at me irl. I was scared that I’d spend my life trying to get rid of them… now I wonder if that’s even possible