PrimeErective

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John Mulaney’s take

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

GERBURGER

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

I see you’ve played Moony spoony before

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday