c/AccidentalRenaissance

Would you be mine, could you be mine, won’t you be my neighbor?

Them titties ain’t retarded

Without seeing the face and just going off her tits, I’m guessing it’s either Sara Jay or potentially Katie Kox.

Thanks, I always wondered what the etiquette was if I were to ever get into a DP situation.

Great tits, but textbook definition of a butterface.

I comment like that as a joke most of the time, especially on some of these Instagram accounts where chicks are pulling their skirts up splaying their crotch at like a gas pump or some other weirdly public setting.

“Excuse me, ma’am, you’ve been here 20 min, are you going to fill your tank up or what? If you’re not getting gas, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

Chicks dig eels

I don’t know that there’s anything appropriate, I just go with cringe or try to make a stupid joke. Does anybody actually read porn comments? I’m not sure what else you can say? Serious critique of the lighting? Intellectual deconstruction of the porn’s intent? Cum-taste enhancement recipes? Comment on some feature in their bedroom/house/wherever?

We’re looking at pics of their nude bodies because it makes our genitals feel funny, the whole situation is just so absurdly ridiculous that nothing you say will be or not be appropriate. Though I guess complaining, insults, or implied violence is a general no-no.