Memes with product placement.

installing anything or even doing basic tasks is often a multi hour process

pacman -S [software]

That was easy.

I’m a jesustarian. The only meat I eat is Jesus Christ

I was kind of hoping they’d have an official stance that calories from Jesus bread don’t count.

Well the whole theological basis is that Jesus is a perfect sacrifice who you can sacrifice in order to move your sins from yourself to him, and since he’s perfect he can take on infinite sin from infinite ritual participants. And then you’re sin free and allowed to go to heaven.

I’d only care that my loved one was cut up at the funeral home if I was planning on bringing them back as a zombie

Install some phone games that you can play without sound or text. Antiyoy is a good pick. When you’re bored and watching tv, do a sudoku puzzle. Put it down for action, pick it back up for boring dialogue.

Cope! Furthermore, seethe!

Government bureaucrats can’t decide reality

Hot dogs aren’t sandwiches

The cops were the only ones in this story who didn’t believe it was hacking. They actually hired someone to check what was hacked.

use some kind of grounding techniques to bring you out of your head

You mean like astral projection?

They want to scare cyclists into not cycling at all

VPN to the UK.

Right, but you’re wrong. The people in charge disagree. Your new definition isn’t what the rules are based on.

The Good Place doesn’t have cars, except for when Michael and Brent are being awful.

These communities are really harmful because they take completely normal behaviours like laying on the floor for 45 minutes after a social outing and pathologise them. I guess everyone has ADHD now!!

/s gotcha dudes

But then the children will have to be raised by racists

Sorry your plan to change the meaning of the word “meme” from “self replicating idea” to “funny picture” didn’t work out

It’s pretty clear your understanding of the history of computer science comes from Star Wars.