• 5 Posts
  • 172 Comments
Joined 3 years ago
cake
Cake day: August 5th, 2023

help-circle















  • There was an old man and his elderly wife that would take regular walks by my school as a kid. The woman looked like she was made of plastic and the rumors were that she was a giant doll. They called her the barbie lady. When my sister went to school it was just the man walking and the rumors were that he melted his wife and made his cane with her. Kids are WILD. Those poor elderly people were just trying to have a damn walk lol

    Damn… It was just him walking though that sucks :(


  • Misconduct@startrek.websitetoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlNames
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 years ago

    This post was a joke but I once had a woman scream at me for an hour that her account number had 666 in the middle of it. She was extremely upset that nobody warned her about this. She wanted a new account AND a refund for the entire time that the “sinful” account was active.

    I should mention that her account was 15 years old at the time. The number never changed during that time it was always the same. She screamed so long and hard that they gave her a credit that essentially covered an entire year of service. I hate it here 😀