You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Imagine if everyone was just like, “Nah, fuck your games, we don’t want any of them.” And then just stopped buying everything they made.

We called them Dead Man’s Fingers, but I’m not sure.

capitalism bad >:[

Isn’t this an Overwatch character already?

If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they’re 100%.

As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn’t pre-op trans.

People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

It was going great until I realized it was May second.

Better remake the first 2 a couple more times before starting on the 3rd one.

Do they live in your trousers as well or do you have to meet a person with trouser mice every couple of weeks?

🥲

Vertical keyboard

Elecom Huge

What do you feed them?

My dog is only 3, almost 4, but I try to think about stuff like this every day I come home from work and give him attention. I’m not crying, but my eyes certainly aren’t dry anymore.

No no, try the bell.

Something’s gonna spike 😏

Yeah, I really liked ACS, but it didn’t feel right leaving the next 2 out. Pale Emperor was the last half decent one for sure.

Marilyn Manson - Holywood