Masamune
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Masamune@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.English
4·16 days agoCurrently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
Masamune@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Sam Bankman-Fried loses bid to appeal against fraud conviction in FTX caseEnglish
6·16 days agoThat’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Games@sh.itjust.works•Former EVE Online developers are building a society simulation MMO where your character keeps playing even after you log offEnglish
3·16 days agoFinally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•"Scammers have adapted": Valve confirms that physical Steam Gift Cards are dead. Once the current stocks are sold through, they're done.English
1·16 days agoWord on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Man, ain’t nobody can afford beer now either.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!

Masamune@piefed.socialto
pics@lemmy.world•"Ghost Forest," Olympic National Park, WA [OC]. More in comments, shot yesterdayEnglish
8·23 days agoI want to go to there.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It WorkedEnglish
12·26 days agoFacebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•CO₂ scrubbing microbes discovered in underground laboratoryEnglish
5·27 days agoThe great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•It's swimming, I would've thought the drugs would helpEnglish
3·1 month agoI’ll settle for an erotic zoo.
That’s my secret, I’m always 😡
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Fictional "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology" has infected Google's search AIEnglish
31·1 month agoThis comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let’s see which one makes more sense.
This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're immortal and sent back to Dec 1945. How do you survive until modern day?English
3·1 month agoHey, are you the guy who “lost” that hard drive full of Bitcoin in the landfill?
About tree fiddy.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I was reaching for a book on my homemade book case when it fell and hit me...English
4·2 months agoTake some carpentry classes to improve yourshelf.
I’m surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.

Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.