It’s literally a guess machine …

7% is just CPI plus a little bonus for great work … /s

Well I’m sure she does

The Bolognian’s I know use pancetta, I’ll take their word for it over Wikipedia.

Interesting, seems strange it would separate like that, maybe they’re doing some kind of deconstructed carbonara

So dragon slayer is a job now?

What? You use pancetta or bacon if you can’t get pancetta, maybe ham if you’re really stuck but you should probably just make something else in that case.

It’s never made with peas …

Carbonara is life

It looks pretty thick from the image, carbonara needs to be combined during the cooking so the cheesy egg gets all over the pasta and absorbed while frying a bit

I mean surely the whole article is just a typo and the writer is confused? They can’t possibly mean Donald Trump, the failed businessman, failed casino owner, failed university operator, convicted felon and best friend of convicted paedophile Jeffery Epstein is corrupt?!

I didn’t think I’d ever have a favourite map but here we are.

What’s the sauce doing at the bottom of that carbonara? Carbonara doesn’t have sauce … I mean it looks like a nice pasta, but that’s not carbonara

I don’t seem to remember anyone other than Trump appointing Trump the lead deal negotiator for this, people would be losing their brains of Xi Jinping or Kier Starmer randomly started saying they were negotiating a ceasfire between Russia and Ukraine, Trump starts trying to do and it’s all “sure let’s give him a crack at it” regardless of the ridiculous outcomes of his meetings with either Putin or Zelinsky… I’ve seen toddlers with better negotiating skills than this demented fool

Mr Trump has signed an executive order requiring banks not to discriminate against clients on political ground

… while also releasing a list of his support for companies ranked on political grounds …

I felt like this guy was doing the right thing but the amount of visual pollution he must have enabled in his career is wild. I hope it keeps him up at night.

Especially given the suspicious actions around the last US election …

Especially given the suspicious actions around the last US election …

Australia does too

I think ‘disappears’ means shes going to live in a mansion in Israel …

Apologies, I should read the article before commenting. I see he hasn’t paired it with condemnation and boycott of Israel which is a little disappointing.