I don’t think “they made me buy it so I’m breaking it” is really a 4D move. It’s more like a 4th grade move.

This one is from Chronicles of Narnia

St. Lawrence was executed by placing him on a gridiron with coals beneath it. At some point during his execution, he declared to the Romans “I am done on this side, turn me over”. After this he became the patron saint of both cooks and comedians, which I think is hilarious

Also w/o searching online, a succubus takes a man’s seed, transforms into an incubus and then uses the seed for the demon spawn

I don’t think it is normal to excrete excess protein through urine, as this is a sign of kidney failure

My favourite party trick is unfocussing them so hard my pupils start vibrating

People on the internet tend to be contrarian

Proceeds to be the most contrarian person around

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymological_fallacy

Not that I don’t agree with the sentiment, but a “gotcha” is not the way to argue it

Since they suggested Poland as an alternative, it is probably something like “the gays”

Cope

I hope this will be a satisfying answer for you, because your statements are not really making sense to me. I would not call myself artistically inclined, although I do think life would be a lot more boring without music.

If you believe that a guy reading a book is good enough for magic, why isn’t reading sheet music? To me, it seems very plausible that in a world where magic sources as “waving your hands in a particular manner” or “asking your patron/god/sugar daddy very nicely” exist, magic produced by hitting the right notes is also possible.

Additionally, I would say that even in our world, music holds power (as seen by all research into its interaction with dementia, depression, concentration etc.). Speeches, war dances can envigorate people to fight battles. Also, no books without stories, no stories without storytellers (which are, coincidentally, called bards)