I’ve more or less forced myself to become obsessed with organization. The problem is, there’s perfect or chaos and no in between.

I either have a custom made storage solution, note keeping, etc. Or I have the pile.

Fairly often you’ll see deer in and around Cleveland. So if you’re into wildlife, public transport, and the infinite depression of urban collapse…

I’m gonna steal this.

Do they? I just moved back to the rural area I grew up in after spending ten years in Cleveland.

Cleveland’s not the greatest, but there’s dick around here outside of Walmart. I can drive 30 minutes into the nearest small city if I need a Home Depot or something, but Cleveland had tons of choices by comparison. Not a ton of restaurants, most are same ish or eaten up by Applebee’s. Fast food is even pretty limited.

Back in the day we had small shops, but most are dead now…

I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.

Well he only wants to remove “step-” so maybe the problem isn’t the fictional backstory, but the details of said backstory…

Duelling banjos

Good thing our constitution has no mentions of rights for non citizens…

Oh wait…

When I was a kid scooters had little bike tires and bicycle handlebars, with bicycle breaks. Then these damn kids started making everything into blades and razors and the old scooters disappeared.

It’s crazy how these Satanists are indoctrinating children. It’s not like a child just naturally chooses to be a Satanist- their parents put them up to it.

Ain’t gonna have none of that shit in our home- we take them to church every weekend and make sure they believe exactly what we believe or I’ll tan their hides.

My eyes are so far apart…

Bert?

You act like people are just having sex all the time in real life, but as we all know real people rarely ever have sexual relationships. Now if the characters had to masturbate once a day to cartoon characters…

I like to give them diminutive nicknames. Bill is now Wittle Biwwy. You don’t get to choose what we call you, asshole.