Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!

There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water

His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash.

Except windows doesn’t ever actually shut down after the reboot if you tell it to “update and shut down” lmao

I haven’t downloaded it because I was tired of the weird bugs with file explorer, but even on stable there are weird bugs so it’s probably worth a try

If the widgets page wasn’t almost useless and filled with news stories I would actually use dev home for its widgets lol

That was my favorite part, their system tried so hard to find a highly rated review and that’s what it got instead

Time to take this forbidden knowledge and leave a bunch of shopping carts in the Aldi parking lot

Rule #7 be mentally unstable sometimes just to keep people on their toes

I always liked the windows phone, it’s honestly too bad it didn’t last

I’m on the beta and have photomoji but none of the other features lol

Still waiting on the custom colors for conversations 🤞

Didn’t he say they can and probably wouldn’t, not that they can’t?

I’ll trade you 80 degree weather with no clouds for your snow

He took “nuking” literally

Hey, at least you guys have USB C now!

I actually might, it’s been sitting dormant for a long time so it couldn’t hurt

I have a project that I shared online, and the source code isn’t shared BECAUSE it sucks lol

Same thing happened to me but with portal 2. I had DSL at the time and it barely hit 10 Mbps on a good day which was great because I thought the disk had the game on it. Despite all of the pain I still love steam to this day lol (and I’ve gotten better Internet)

I was setting up a Plex server, but when I noticed I had to pay to be able to play my own content on my phone I immediately switched to jellyfin. Haven’t been able to test it yet, but as long as I don’t need to pay them to be able to watch my own content on my own devices on my own network, I’ll be happy!