Yes, I agree, duck penises are scary.

It’s not fake cheese American cheese is a blend of other cheeses along with some liquid and emulsifying agents, but mostly real cheese.

Glad you chose the right path, boot straps and what not.

Not really a lie, that’s pretty much forced into being true

That’s much more than 100 dollars, in fact more than 1000 depending on what you have.

‘Big trouble in little china’, good movie, corny but good.