He’s just showing them the gift shop on the way out.

But my home cooked meals slap!

Stop feeling guilty. You’re doing what they’re paying you for.

I suggest with the rest of your time you start a side hustle. Doesn’t even have to be lucrative to start with since you’ve got this easy gig paying the bills.

Write romance novels, build websites, create music, record ASMR videos, write a cooking blog, write a koi carp blog and monetise it through ads, build an Etsy store where you sell hand-carved cheese, or a Redbubble store where you sell t-shirt designs, an Instagram account where you post photos of the snails outside your window, a Pinterest account that only shares pinned photos of spoons (don’t do this one, I’m already all over it) … anything you can do around your main hustle commitments.

You have the luxury of time to get something going. Who knows, maybe you’ll hit the motherload and your side hustle will overtake your main gig.

I can’t let you do that, Dave.

I hope we start seeing Morph’s face being used as the icon of protest instead of the V for Vendetta mask. We definitely live in the more ridiculous timeline.

Be right back, I think my Pringle has arrived…

A can of Tennants lager in Scotland in the 70s, given to me by my maternal grandfather. Probably about 3.2% or 3.6% abv. Tennants cans had a picture of an attractive girl in a swimsuit on every can. A four pack would have four different girls. The one on my first can was called Isabel.

First alcohol in a pub was from my paternal grandfather. I was fourteen. Grandpa ordered two pints of bitter. The barman asked him how old I was. “Eighteen. Scrawny little bugger in’t he?”

Because Trump is going to give Alaska to Putin.

Every guy watching that video wants it.

Nah. The juice from the sausage would run out and drip onto the flame. You’d have flare-ups and dry sausages.

“Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”

I Don’t Want To Set The World On Fire.

There are some great answers here already, but nothing else makes me want to kick off a new run-through like this does.

The greatest who with the what now?

I mostly just went with 'I don’t think we should be arranging essential services with an actual fascist " and included the gif.

Done!

Shame it’s windows only.

I’d rather burn Elon for warmth than use his electricity.

This is your spillover spice rack, right? Right?

What I’m hearing is that our swimming water is the thickest - and therefore the best - in Europe!

After all, people pay more for orange juice with bits in…

Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.

We don’t need to invent new terms, like ‘AI Vegan’, when we have a perfectly good term already: Butlerian Jihadist.