I’d want a fungi cock if it’s long and girthy. It’s not like my current cock won’t spread diseases so there are no downsides.
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Hank@kbin.socialto Movies and TV Shows@lemmy.film•Elon Musk Allegedly Sent ‘Scorched-Earth Letter’ to Warner Bros. Demanding to Keep Amber Heard in ‘Aquaman 2’124·2 years agoIt would be funnier if she was was right tho.
Hank@kbin.socialto News@lemmy.world•Dead skydiver found on front lawn of Florida home: "The worst I've seen"822·2 years agoHow many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?
Hank@kbin.socialto memes@lemmy.world•Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone2·2 years agoLow body fat will plummet your testosterone levels which then leads to a low sex drive and erectile dysfunction… Oh we we’re thinking about different EDs XD
Also your ED makes more sense in context of a girlfriend but we’re in the fediverse after all.
I recently watched some videos about the effects of low body fat on your body and I didn’t read your comment properly.
You get attacked by law enforcement for enjoying a succulent chinese meal?
Hank@kbin.socialto memes@lemmy.world•Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone1·2 years agoThanks for pointing it out. I’m aware of that but I’m at 17% body fat and my goal is around 10-12% so my testosterone levels should stay at a normal level.
Hank@kbin.socialto memes@lemmy.world•Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone6·2 years agoI have both of those issues as well and I know how worthless this sounds for you right now: counting my calories and having a good eating routine helped me get healthy. It’s nice that my hyper fixation is focused on my wellbeing right now.
Hank@kbin.socialto memes@lemmy.world•Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone2910·2 years agoAdvocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.
Hank@kbin.socialto FoodPorn@lemmy.world•Three-cheese bacon and kimchi melt on homemade sourdough51·2 years agoKimchi on a cheese melt is legit!
The entire concept of the podcast is shitting on everything and the listeners are well aware of that. No one is forced to listen to it. Ironically the guy who said it is most likely autistic and a closeted star trek fan. I’m autistic as well and I don’t see an issue with making fun of it. It makes me feel more included than unnecessarily patronizing behavior.
Hank@kbin.socialto Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Looks like the elon dickriders have arrived on lemmy1·2 years agoThe fediverse is made up of too many chronically online people.
Hank@kbin.socialto Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Looks like the elon dickriders have arrived on lemmy714·2 years agoNo offense but you’re a moron to take any of this serious. It’s so very clearly satire.
Or maybe this post is satire as well and I’m the idiot.
Hank@kbin.socialto politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump Wishes ‘Liberal Jews’ a Happy New Year by Accusing Them of Destroying America4·2 years agoCould an argument be made that it’s nice to have a militaristic presence where a lot of oil is?
Welchem Teil des Eisberges würdest du dieses Meme zuordnen?
Hank@kbin.socialto Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•[NSFL] Russians tried to false surrender. Rus - “we are surrendering, blyat”. Ukr - “so come out, blyat”. Russians then throw a grenade out of the dugout, but it was spotted before it killed anyone1·2 years agoAfaik it’s fair game to kill anyone fake surrendering.
Hank@kbin.socialto Vegan@lemmy.ml•How a mere 12% of Americans eat half the nation’s beef, creating significant health and environmental impacts1·2 years agoDid you know that 12% of the American population commits 50% of all beef eatings?
Sorry but those numbers line up too well not to make this joke.
Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn’t portraying the situation correctly.
Hank@kbin.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which electrolyte drink do you think tastes the best?1·2 years agoBrawndo of course.
That’s a sweet assortment of movies.