I got in trouble for playing Pokémon cards in the library because “playing cards is gambling” according to the librarian.

The next week we played with actual 52 deck cards and put money on the table just to spite her (we still weren’t gambling)

Lay offs aren’t related to your behaviour. Just that they cannot afford to keep you.

I am a menace around unlocked computers. Was at a job and found a colleague who left his computer unlocked and had customer information open in a co working space on his screen. Set his computer language to hebrew before locking it.

Another time in college I found an unlocked computer in a library. Set their profile picture to Chris Chan with an overlay image saying “#ThisIsMyAuthenticSelf #Unafraid”. On this system, the user was not likely to see their own picture, but other people they contact will.

sudo apt install sl

Thank me later

Programming and working with computers was my passion. Now it’s been ruined by people pushing everyone into a tech job.

Also locks the sim card if you have a lock on that

ORANGE TIME

Hate it when that happens to me

Or who can fight for that begging spot

Have to pretend they’re not there. It’s awful. But I don’t think that if I give them a few quid they’ll turn their life around

I prefer to donate to food banks

For those living under authoritarian regimes

Is the UK in that category?

Sorry lol, turns out my client just didn’t render the post properly with the additional link to the file!

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This goes hard

I can’t believe it’s not satire

That’s odd. Wonder why that is allowed.

The Glorious Twelfth

Nice argument but it fails to account for a defence against my modded honda civic that is now 1 yard away from you travelling at 80mph in your direction with nothing intention of slowing down. Maybe if you stepped out of the road instead of typing this comment, you would have escaped unscath

POLICE EDIT:

User crashed into a tree while writing this comment and died in hospital. We are choosing to publish this comment as a lesson against using your smartphone while driving.

Journey times up- by how much? Five seconds?

I heard it saves a lot of money in road maintenance

So zero people can watch it in the USA as well?