Fuck Netanyahu in the ass with a smart bomb.

Genocide through bombardment is the same as genocide through a gas chamber.

Fuck Israel. “Never again,” my ass.

Let me fix that headline for you, The Guardian:

“Guy who played pretend hero on tv over 30 years ago has now signed up to play pretend hero in real life.”

Hunting animals for trophies and prestige is straight-up fuckery and should be banned everywhere.

Fuck trophy hunters.

Sorry you lost your dad.

My religion is FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RELIGION.

Can I proselytize that in the office?

Vivian needs to watch Futurama. Much better insults there.

Here’s my current dashboard, made with mushroom cards. It’s adaptive to my smartphone, with certain elements being hidden on small screens.

I use badges across the top to show things that need my attention, like unlocked doors, water leaks, package deliveries, low batteries, offline devices, etc.