Weird. Because 95% of these I see have zero passengers, cargo, or things being hauled. They are taking up 4 parking spots, though!

There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.

Whether it’s on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that’s in the worst-case scenario…

Was that the pizza, or your own unbridled enthusiasm?

I don’t know what it originally said, or what you edited, but this is clearly still not quite right…

I know some whine that the money could be used to literally solve world hunger forever. Or to help needy people, or sick kids, or to fund tangible scientific progress… But they’re not thinking about the fact that instead, we’re going to have the absolute best hallucinations from the richest companies!

If he’s “able-bodied”, why are you taking care of him? If you’re able-bodied, why is he financially taking care of you? That’s not judgement btw, but you should both have an answer for it…

Is this a temporary situation while one of you (or ideally both) prepare for the next Big Thing? That could be school, exercise, training, dating, moving, founding, socializing, building, improving, etc. But if you’re not doing that, you’re each holding yourself back. As for what to call it, I don’t know, but that’s my unsolicited advice.

Way she goes…

You know what they say: “Bear down for midterms!”

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.

Oh, you mean “move fast and break things”?

What? No! The article is about and includes quotes from Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. Who my reaction was addressed to…

Cox admits his approach to conservation is “a bit dramatic” and can rankle feathers. But most people, he says, simply don’t know better and are grateful for the education.

“So the message got through.”

Indeed, it did! Carry on, sir…

What about discussing them without input from the country you violently invaded!?

I can do it without even looking at or communicating with people! “Hmm, your face feels irritated. Wow, you seem really pissed off now! Anyway, thanks for allowing me to approach the bench, Your Honor…”

Admittedly, I don’t fully understand how reincarnation is supposed to work… But does it involve time travel?

What a dumb motherfucker. I am constantly, relentlessly embarrassed by our Mad King. Where are the Epstein Files!?

It’s not legal, it’s discrimination. People (including park employees) have been hanging flags there for decades. One trans flag and the rules are changed the very next day and also the off-duty employee is fired and told they will be criminally investigated. This is so obviously just hatred and persecution…

I mean, any clear off-the-shelf sunscreen already protects against at least 93% of the sun’s damaging rays without you looking like a freak. As long as it’s broad-spectrum SPF 15 or greater…

I would say this is embarrassing if he wasn’t doing things so much worse, like crashing the economy, alienating allies, trampling civil rights, punishing minorities, and abandoning those invaded and starving.

"Trump is a weak man’s idea of a strong man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

If I rated every app I use for home and work, every place I visit, every product I buy, every game I play, every program I use, every ride I take, every shopping experience I have, and every thing I have delivered… That would be my entire life. More power to you if you have the time and desire to, but nobody’s paying me for this.