The Barto
I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
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At this time of year?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Firefox@lemmy.ml•450+ extensions now available on Firefox for AndroidEnglish23·2 years agoMore pipe.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Memes@lemmy.ml•What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the backgroundEnglish7·2 years agoThe longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto science@lemmy.world•Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitusEnglish4·2 years agoOhh fuckin hacks mate.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto science@lemmy.world•Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitusEnglish111·2 years agoWHAT!?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Wrestler Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl trapped after Florida car crashEnglish10·2 years agoDid he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for itEnglish4·2 years agoOne of the founders of The Pirate Bay.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un saysEnglish32·2 years agoCalled Incontinentia.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un saysEnglish47·2 years agoRemoved by mod
Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.ml•North Korea will no longer pursue reconciliation with South, Kim Jong Un saysEnglish2515·2 years agoRemoved by mod
And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world•You know there’s a pregnant man emoji?English16·2 years agoThat’s specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.
The announcement happens after they’re already inside.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.English19·2 years agoHave you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto [Dormant] moved to !space@mander.xyz@lemmy.world•“We are worried,” says European rocket chief at prospect of launch competitionEnglish91·2 years agoLol so the free market has hit the international space industry I see.
If you cant hit your target and a viable competitor can, well you better get good or get replaced.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!English29·2 years agoOhh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?
Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!English103·2 years agoDon’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Notorious arcade gamer Billy Mitchell settles suit over Donkey Kong world recordEnglish5·2 years agoYeah that one, couldn’t remember which kill screen it was.
When? Anytime you want.
Why: Because they have different databases they access, it’s the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.