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Lion: I wouldn’t be where I am without my ladies.

Each day I think he can’t get more stupid, and each day I’m wrong.

Bugsy Malone was written in 1973.

It really is, to the vast majority of the small brains who practice it.

It is a phone. They’re just getting shitty phones and golding them up, but they do exist. I’m sure some guy bought one of the early incarnations and took it apart to show how shit it was. Now they use a different cheap phone.

Still a scam, of course.

Protestant and Catholic are not races.

No shit. It’s solely about the money.

It entirely depends. Old is good when it comes to some things, and new is good for others.

You probably shouldn’t use your 20 year old hot water bottle, for example, even if it’s worked for 20 years. Your old boiler might be working, but it’s on borrowed time with each passing year. You don’t need a new phone, but it might do things better than your old one that you specifically like or need. That old chainsaw you’ve been holding onto might well just give up the ghost dramatically some time.

Something working doesn’t mean it’s working optimally. It’s ok to want a better thing, or a safer thing, or a thing more suited to you, or even a new thing for the sake of it.

There was no era when everyone had a Facebook account.

Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.

This could be a chocolate selection.

Thinking a tip is owed for anything is being wildly presumptuous. Nobody is owed a tip, never mind a tip of an arbitrary value below which you describe people as cheap. Wise up.

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I’m neither being a cheapskate nor acting like it’s a noble cause. Not sure what you read.

I tip nothing for drinks, maybe 5 or 10 quid for a meal (for 3 or 4). Pay your staff so they don’t need to rely on tips.

That was a great article.

I have a laptop, mobile, and two monitors. Jack of all trades.

Alaska myself

Does it look stupid or really stupid?