Possibly not actually his phone, could just be the scam’s phone

Glad we got that over with

Amen

A free market self regulates for nothing but profit

Oh I thought it was for satirical news that wasn’t from the onion… so wait the shit I see on there is actual news???

You must accept your fate

Not The Onion shockingly, which there’s a community for but idk how to link to a community

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

The century egg comes to mind

100% thought this meant potato chips and was wondering if they meant bags or individual chips. Surely they didn’t count every potato chip??

“Irs tax refund let hit $100k with tax refund HMU on telegram” insert an @ that I won’t repeat

So yeah just a scame bot

Disown “refuse to acknowledge or maintain any connection with”

Disavow “deny any responsibility or support for”

They both seem appropriate to me. Although disown is most commonly used in matters of family, I don’t see why the definition couldn’t apply to a nation

I love garlic as much as the next guy, but I don’t think I could imagine food without potatoes

SeA MEaT

I think they’ve just sold it so hard it seems unimaginative

Nice cock France

7-8 toilets? Either you have a large house, or are a very enthusiastic toilet collector

W?

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