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“maga rages”. Yeah, what else is new?

Because fuck you, that’s why.

Hey now! You stop it with that reasonable speak! That isn’t allowed on the internet.

Oh, my bad. I didn’t realize the parents were all experts in education and also made the rules and could even change reality to fit their whims.

Don’t teach my kids reading!

Don’t learn my childrens ‘bout no demonic algebra.

Don’t read that evil evolution book to my offspring.

So it achieved the purpose Abbott intended.

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