Nothing says, “I’m really dumb with money” more than sportswear that has no practical use beyond general clothing.

Uh, I’d like to counter with the people who get the fucking Monster logo painted on their cars. Like, you’re that fucking proud of your energy drink of choice?

I really don’t get the Jesus-as-nasty-dry-cracker shit. If they’d made him into a Little Debbie’s zebra cake, I’d still be a churchgoer today.

I can’t wait until Clarence Thomas decides in favor of legislation that bans interracial marriages. I can’t wait!

Spy magazine back in the early '90s ran a great cartoon captioned “Clarence Thomas greets the morning” which showed him on his front porch bending down to pick up the newspaper next to a negro stable boy lawn statue.

This reminds me of the Chinese expression “the nail that sticks up gets hammered down.”

Unfortunately, UBI is just a solution to unemployment. Another solution (and the one apparently preferred by the billionaire rulers of this planet) is letting the unemployed rot and die.

do a proofread before adding the D

Always think twice before bringing the D.

Because you’re blind, not deaf.

WHAT?!?

Lol “credentials”. This was done directly on the server, which was kept always logged in with the admin account so anybody in the server room could access it. It was OK though, this was just a small company … just Reliance Electric, now part of Rockwell Automation.

And you thought “security through obscurity” was bad - this was “security through apathy”.

I remember my first day of my first professional programming job back in 1996. I had just learned SQL that morning (which I’d never even heard of before) and that afternoon I forgot to add a WHERE clause to a DELETE command. Good times …

Fortunately this was in production and not in any important environment like development or test.

I bought a used 25 yo hybrid off of Craigslist last November for $50 and I’ve put 2000 miles on it since then. I just can’t believe people spend $10K to $15K on bikes these days, but it’s fun to pass those things.

I have an older car with no backup camera, but I frequently drive my parents’ cars which both have backup cameras. Often, when I’m driving my own car, I find myself backing up while staring uselessly at my center console. Haven’t heard any screams or crunching noises so far, fingers crossed.

Altogether Imbecilic

It’s likely that Ehrenfest’s suicidal depression was exacerbated by the rise of Fascism in his part of the world. Luckily, that won’t be a problem for … ah shit.

the largest military in the world

A military critically dependent upon components manufactured elsewhere.

It is unfair to call trump a “Russian asset”. He is just as much a Saudi asset.

Splitter! Come back to ACAPB.

I have an antivax coworker who is also virulently anti-immigrant. Her main reason for being anti-immigrant is that she thinks immigrants are unvaccinated and bring diseases into this country. When she told me this I was too busy looking for my jaw on the ground to try and argue with her. She is exactly as unpleasant and ugly as you would imagine.

Pork is beans …

Where is Visual Basic in this diagram? Does nobody enhance blurry license plate pics any more?