Caat

“He beamed me twice last night”

I prefer incense, personally

Uwoslab?

Always dorcelessness

This is Rainbolt, he’s a streamer and one of the most skilled Geoguessr pros.

Geoguessr is a game that puts you at a random google street view spot and you guess where on the globe that spot is, with higher accuracy giving higher points.

Rainbolt is known for his absolutely insane, spot-on guesses. He was once able to find the exact flight number and seat of one of his viewer’s flights from one photo and a general timeframe.

A compilation of some of his best guesses: https://youtu.be/9_2Ulv_rXIo

And then pure insanity:

https://youtu.be/QRqKPDJYyLE

Part of me believed he had drugged himself into immortality

I’d’n’t’ve had a single issue with it. In fact, I quite enjoy multi-contractions

“Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

Anthony.

Is donut stacking the new Lemmy meme meta?

Woah, they’re. Don’t be so combative

To the realization that we continue to exist 😔

Best I can do is vehement antinatalism

What’s the opposite of “task failed successfully”?

If you genuinely believe the sanity of your children rests on the whole 20 seconds it takes to return your shopping cart, you are thoroughly delusional.

Not only that, but you should seriously rethink your parenting skills. If you are so afraid of how your children will react that you can’t even return a shopping cart, then your children have very serious self-control issues, which again stem from your own parenting

Return your shopping cart. It is not that dire, you’re just being lazy and trying to make excuses for it.

Fuck JK Rowling and everything associated with her

Granted, I never cared for Harry Potter to begin with, and by the time I finally tried to watch it, it didn’t interest me in the slightest

Also have a bad taste in my mouth because my ex “friend”’s wife rubbed it in my face that she’d gotten Hogwarts Legacy to try to get a reaction after seeing the conflict over it online

You’re making that up

Halo CE on Blood Gulch