Perfectly reasonable but let’s also recognize that some social norms exist only because of tradition, and are unnecessary & uncomfortable, these social norms need to be questioned & challenged & done away with. When enough people question them and challenge them, and eventually get rid of some unnecessary oppressive social norms, we can continue to evolve as a species.

Passin’ gas

Dang it. I read it as if it was real, and wasn’t even surprised.

Mine is just constant words. Constant narration of everything. With occasional music breaks, because there’s always pop music going through my head too.

She’s scarabeetles.

Will be the best speech ever!!

Why are people still holding him up to waddle around in full business attire?? Does the man have no other sense of purpose in life & refuses to retire? Would it be more difficult for him to lay in bed & relax than it would be to waste taxpayer money on people holding him up like a marionette puppet??

As long as the electoral college exists, voting is meaningless.

WHAT?? These flat slippery rectangles ARE NOT ergonomic at all until user inserts it into an ergonomic case of their choosing.

I still have never seen that Julia Roberts movie.

Ok then, where money? Money gone to pet supply store & veterinarian. I was promised pure gold.

He honestly doesn’t care whether or not people show up. The whole thing is a money laundering scam.

Can I make it any more obvious??

Yeah this doesn’t make me want to buy perfume. It makes me want to look around and find the nearest escalator.

How to prevent leakage? 🤔

Something something touch grass.

Ah you’re wise. My first thought was experimenting with red & yellow food coloring until the objective was achieved

Serious question though: does turmeric have flavor?

I’ve heard that Trump suffers from something like in-continents.

OMG that’s so me!! 3 weeks ago I finally finished a task that took me 25 years to get around to. No exaggeration.

Those 25 years were naggingly stressful.

With infinite screen mental stimulation, there’s no need for wall decorations 😝