Brownshirts

That’s where occupancy sensors shine. I generally don’t have to touch my phone or switches.

Amagettron advanced en soldat are fun games (not sure if they’re open source)

There are several forms of the herpes simplex virus, same virus different expressions (genitalis/labialis etc). Implying the sexually transmitted one was funnier.

Look into open therm gateway with something like a dumb Honeywell Round modulating thermostat unless your thermostat already supports open therm.

Probably not a cold sore, he’s a Catholic after all.