Man, I had this happen back in college. Went on a date where she thought tiramisu sounded gross because of “lady fingers”…

So she ordered the “cream brooly”.

That’s not creepy/scary AF

Did you buy it the day it released?

Want to continue to be a pedantic jerk?

Want me to share a receipt?

Sorry you are butthurt people are enjoying a thing. Now shut up

Power Word: Dance

Oh, I meant I got the early access right when it came out and was only like $30ish

I dunno, I got the early access for half price (of release price) with the 1st act (as advertised), and the full game at no extra cost.

The 1st act alone probably net me ~50+ hours of play, so their beta is better than 90% of AAA releases recently

Liftoff has been treating me well so far. I used RiF prior to Lemmy and Liftoff is almost* scratching the itch, but there are some kinks to work out.

Plus no ads and no $100+ premium fee.

First off, don’t refer to the 90’s as “30” years ago. That’s just rude dude…

Second, yeah this has been an ongoing theme for decades…

Wait, did I get old? What the fuck?!

Yup, that’s the PK I know and love

I have a test… how do you feel about the Dakota Access Pipeline?

POPPIN IS ON LEMMY!

Great to see you here and excited for fresh KREAM

Yeah, unfortunately this is classic ADHD.

Personally I get it the worst while driving and my way of coping is to vocalize it. Yes, it results in me calling every 3rd car an asshat/dumb fuck/bag-o-dicks, however it keeps me from PIT maneuvering some fuck stick off a bridge.

Best advice is to let it flow off you. Have the flash in the pan moment where it makes you angry (for a split second) but avoid bottling it up or letting it compound.

Use that beautifully bizarre, extremely intricate, detailed imagination to tear them into tiny pieces of confetti, but avoid externalizing it as much as possible when it is truly insignificant.

CAN WE JUST AGREE ON ONE CFB SUB BEFORE THE SEASONS STARTS?!?!

Seriously, I need my toxic gameday threads.

Oh no, I meant there was a sub that shared screenshots of his rants so people could watch the dumpster fire without giving clicks.

🤣 love it. Was just sharing the puppet show going on in my mind.

E: Huh?

1. is there a community that shares his “Truths” similar to that other site so I don’t have to give them traffic?
2. I legitimately think someone changed his Alexa/Siri activation quote to “HAMBERDERS” or “MOAR COVFEFE” years ago. That is the only way I can rationalize his random tirades.

(Baselessly assuming discussing an edible)

If my ass took 100mg you’d find me chilling with Perseverance on Mars.

Not to mention they are leaf-eating, mutton-hating, forge-fearing ELVES!

I love it… but why?