Having to sell yourself for money is what most people do every day, bruh. Every job I’ve ever had has been a major detriment to my physical and/or mental health, and was accepted only under threat of homelessness and starvation.

Both MediEvil games on PS1. Yes they’re kind of dated now, but I’ll always have a soft spot for Sir Daniel Fortesque and his skeleton slapstick.

I’m bi. My wife suddenly growing a cock would be a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

1977 or 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am.

I also choose this guy’s moon crater.

Oh, I didn’t even parse that you were naming the game in the title. I just read it as a description of the gif, lol.

Apparently this is the arcade version of Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker. The Genesis version was a side-scroller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyLz6C1Djk

I actually dig the chiptune Smooth Criminal.

Edit: Oh damn, cock-bot shows up at 8:25 and they’re doing chiptune Beat It instead.

Here’s the thing. You said a “bigfoot is a yeti.”

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies yeti I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls bigfoot a yeti.

A TV with an OS and apps is not “simple”. Simple is a screen that displays what I plug into it.

Incel bullshit. I wouldn’t repeat it unless you want to come off like a sad chud.

Oh, absolutely. They’re supposed to be an acting troupe, right? Make an anthology show where each episode is a self-contained Muppetized version of a classic TV show. Muppet Cheers could be fun too, or MASH if they kept to the lighter side of it.

It’s like having a machine where you put a $5 bill in and a $50 bill comes out, but these chucklefucks are going “I dunno, five whole dollars? Seems expensive.”

I just dropped in, to see what condition that my kitten was in…

The 6-8 trilogy is what introduced me to it, so it’s one of those, but it shifts every time I replay them. Probably 7, but I played them back to back a few months ago and 6 does have the more expansive maps to explore.

4/5 are great too, for the classic grid style ones. I never touched 9, I heard it was pretty bad. I picked up 10 in a sale a while back, and it looks like a pretty good mix of the 4/5 and 6-8 styles (3d, but grid-based). I’ve been really preoccupied with some other long games since then though, so I haven’t tried that one too much.

Me, a fan of the actual base Might and Magic series:

I kind of find the slow mo videos of how much a seemingly solid ball deforms when the bat or racket hits it to be interesting, but that’s about the only interest I’ve ever had in them.

Jousting is also kind of neat, but that’s not what most people think of for sports.

Stalker finds you outside and they wanna spat,

Sit on down and tell me What’s Up With That?

Well, I may as well keep plugging my current obsession, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. It’s a CRPG somewhere between BG3 and XCOM in gameplay, with a grimdark-flavored splash of Mass Effect.

You have 3 “convictions” that many lot of your decisions fall under. Iconoclast is kind of your standard good guy, but maybe somewhat naive trying to be that good guy in the Warhammer verse. But more relevant to you are Dogmatic and Heretic.

Heretic is pretty much evil as far as I can tell. Chaos worship and slaughter for power. Dogmatic is more like Judge Dredd, maybe? You make some harsh fucking decisions as dogmatic, like liquefying a few thousand people to power a computer you need to use, but you are doing it for what your character truly believes is the greater good of the Imperium.

Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, Owlcat’s previous game, has some baddie paths too. You’re still fighting demons, but it’s more of an evil vs evil in some cases. Especially Lich or Swarm.

I think he’d like his beret back.