No, it’s trans people’s fault. They used up all the healthcare, or something.

I’ve had to shoot 3 cardinals over the years for doing that. It’s funny until all you hear all afternoon, every afternoon, is thunk… tweet tweet… thunk… tweet tweet… It got to the point where one of the birds was leaving pieces of torn off skin on the window as a result of doing that for 3-4 hours every day.

I wouldn’t use twitter if they paid me

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My parents bought a ‘luxury’ SUV because it was the only electric vehicle that fit their needs. Despite all the ‘luxury’ features, I’d prefer a Honda Civic or something due to a number of incidents with the POS infotainment system, the most notable of which is when it TRIED TO CALL 911 because its voice command function misinterpreted some background noise as a prompt.

The only reason it didn’t get us arrested for abusing emergency services is because we were in an area without cellphone reception.

I can’t, the facebook installer is baked into my phone’s bootloader

I hate that phone so much