I have someone in my campaign who keeps accidentally saying “I cast fireball” instead of “firebolt” and it freaks me out

Nah mate. Kill the cleric first or the wizard won’t stay killded

🤣 Back in the days of 3.5, I was the only one in the party with knowledge of dungenering. I RP’d a ditzy elf and would roll my d20 to make choices. I rolled and ended up staying at the mouth of the dungeon while the rest of the party went inside.

The wizard had kegs of infinite gun powder. The rogue “emptied” the kegs and put in booze. … The eventual resulting explosion collapsed the dungeon, destroyed the town on top of it, and only my elf survived because she didn’t go in.

Always geek the mage first.