It’s all a ploy, I’d fold like paper crane if they pushed back at all. But of course they don’t know that, because dresses are particularly prone to class insolidarity. And also they’re not very smart, because they’re dresses.
(edit: this is really more of a bodysuit than a dress I guess - I don’t know why I keep calling it one)
Maybe you’re crushing its propensity for insubordination by first destroying its sense of identity?? And everybody knows the bodysuit syndicate is tight and doesn’t screw around.
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my god 😳 …
someone will call the humane society for that poor middle strap, it’ll need a break real soon 😭
My dresses voted against unionizing, so that strap can get back to work like the rest of them and be grateful it has a job at all!
LOL getting some whip-wielding vibes on this one, niiiiiiice
It’s all a ploy, I’d fold like paper crane if they pushed back at all. But of course they don’t know that, because dresses are particularly prone to class insolidarity. And also they’re not very smart, because they’re dresses.
(edit: this is really more of a bodysuit than a dress I guess - I don’t know why I keep calling it one)
I’m howling 😂 thanks for indulging this hahaha
Maybe you’re crushing its propensity for insubordination by first destroying its sense of identity?? And everybody knows the bodysuit syndicate is tight and doesn’t screw around.
Yes! We in the bourgeoussy must stop at nothing to forestall the dicktatorship of the holitariat!
(oh believe me, this has been a welcome distraction from the work I really should be doing right now…)